The Rare Dachshund Dilemmas: Health Conditions You’ve Probably Never Heard Of (But My Wiener Dog Sure Has)
“The Rare Dachshund Dilemmas: Health Conditions You’ve Probably Never Heard Of (But My Wiener Dog Sure Has)” By Mabel “Two Hips, No Filter” Thompson, Retired, Opinionated, and Slightly Obsessed with Dachshunds (Dachshund at the veterinarian) If you’ve ever met a dachshund, you know they’ve got the confidence of a lion, the sass of a drag queen, and the spinal cord of a Jenga tower. I’ve had dachshunds for over 40 years—yes, that’s four decades of long boys and short legs—and I’ve seen just about every ailment that can afflict a dog shaped like a sausage. But today, dear reader, I’m not here to talk about the common stuff. We all know about Intervertebral Disc Disease (IVDD), the bad backs, the occasional drama over a missed meal (okay, that might just be mine). No, today I’m giving you the lowdown on the rarest health conditions that our beloved doxies can face. So grab a cup of tea (or wine, no judgment), and let this retired lady walk you through the weird, the...